An inspirational speaker said: 

The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife.

Audience were in shock and silence.

He added : “She was my mother”.

A big round of applause and laughter followed.

An adventurous man tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he told his wife: 

The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife. 

After a moment he tried to recall the second line. 

By the time he  caught himself, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.

Moral : Do not copy if u cannot paste.😂